Just a sampling
of the very funny things that Ari says on a daily basis:
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Ari reading the letters on the Exit sign at the front of the high school Ethan works at:
Ari: “E-X-I-T….that spells daddy’s work”
On the way home from swimming lessons:
Ari: “Mommy I want a big hug!”
Me: “I can’t give you a hug right now because you have to stay in your carseat. Do you want your towel?”
Ari: “Yah, I want my towel to give me a big hug.”
Pointing and reciting the letters and numbers on my lisence plate Ari looks to me and says proudly “That says mommy’s car.”
Me talking to myself while shopping at Walmart:
“Okay, milk and butter…and that’s all”
Ari repeating:
Okay, milk, butter and Elmo toy…and that’s all”
Looking at the hole in his tortilla, “I gotta fix this with tape!”
Pointing at all the other babies in the store and then finally pointing to Eli “That’s not Eli-Joe, That’s not Eli-Joe, That’s not Eli-Joe….THAT’S ELI JOE!”
After Ari having a coughing fit.
Me: “Ari, you got a bad cough…where’d you get that cough?”
Ari: “I got my cough at Home Depot!”
After walking outside.
Ethan: “Is it sunny today, Ari?”
Ari: “No, it’s not sunny, the sun is shining.”
After me dropping a pan on the tile kitchen floor making a very loud noise.
Ari: (after just watching me drop the pan) “What did Daddy do?!”
In the car on the way to daycare:
Me: “Who are your favorite friends at school? Do you like Michelle?”
Ari: “No.”
Me: “Do you like Bryan”
Ari: ”No”
Me: “Do you like Jayden?”
Ari: “No. I like Daddy.”
While trying to get Ari to put away his toys:
Me: “Ari, can you please pick up the Elmo doll and put it in the toy box?”
Ari: “Oh no mommy, that’s way too heavy!”
After waking up Eli, Eli was lying in his crib Ari repeated something Ethan says when either child is lying down relaxing:
“Are you at Jones Beach, Eli?!”
